Curse

TheGuildWarsPenguin · Mar 03, 2010, 01:36 AM // 01:36

Automated Tournaments

* Updated the Automated Tournament map rotation.

Bug Fixes

* Fixed a minor crash bug related to the recent skill balance.
* Promised the purple squad's Siege Turtle a carrot so it would stay on the path.

Lycan Nibbler · Mar 03, 2010, 01:39 AM // 01:39

thats anets problem right there, offering a turtle a carrot....

moriz · Mar 03, 2010, 01:41 AM // 01:41

if i offer the live team a carrot, would they do more frequent skill balances?

hawk3y3 · Mar 03, 2010, 01:58 AM // 01:58

A whole carrot? Really?

Divine Ashes · Mar 03, 2010, 02:00 AM // 02:00

What was wrong with the purple turtle's path?

Lycan Nibbler · Mar 03, 2010, 02:01 AM // 02:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Divine Ashes

What was wrong with the purple turtle's path?

There were carrots in the way apparently.

shoyon456 · Mar 03, 2010, 02:08 AM // 02:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by moriz

if i offer the live team a carrot, would they do more frequent skill balances?

If you mean skill balances on time (IE every two months as they promised), then I'd be willing to offer a carrot of my own to see this too.

Tearmaker · Mar 03, 2010, 02:09 AM // 02:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Divine Ashes

What was wrong with the purple turtle's path?

He would often get stuck and not want to advance on the Kurz.

Either that or he was really scared of all the prot-monks.

hawk3y3 · Mar 03, 2010, 02:10 AM // 02:10

I wonder if there is going to be a new Kurzick mission out soon. Stealing a siege turtle's carrot seems awfully dastardly.

Lycan Nibbler · Mar 03, 2010, 02:20 AM // 02:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by moriz

if i offer the live team a carrot, would they do more frequent skill balances?

Do we get to use a stick too?? ^.^

Quote:

Originally Posted by hawk3y3

Stealing a siege turtle's carrot seems awfully dastardly.

That sounds so wrong. :P

Lord Dagon · Mar 03, 2010, 02:25 AM // 02:25

hmmm turtles+carrot= a turtle willing to get hexed and rojd to death? xD i dont think a carrot is worth it..... maybe some lovely corpses would be better?

and as an extra thought we could have it drink the tears from all the Q.Qs from the sF nref( and the months beforehand..) well.. we got his water bowl filled for life...

Shayne Hawke · Mar 03, 2010, 02:45 AM // 02:45

In thirty days, the Siege Turtles shall be replaced by quite the mysterious, floppy-eared folk.

Mark my words.

Painbringer · Mar 03, 2010, 03:13 AM // 03:13

too bad they are still getting stuck on the gates PLEASE FIX IT

Zahr Dalsk · Mar 03, 2010, 03:18 AM // 03:18

>implying turtles eat carrots

Luminarus · Mar 03, 2010, 04:12 AM // 04:12

Nice timing... anet hates double faction weekends for luxons

Nerfing MQSC right before the weekend, and fixing the turtles right after.

Couldnt they have swapped the updates round

Lol... not that i really care, i got the faction i needed, but still gotta luv anet timing

The-Bigz · Mar 03, 2010, 04:30 AM // 04:30

Main point of this thread to Arena Net for improvement on future updates:

Do not use sarcasm or show any personality in updates, angry mob is angry.

ShadowsRequiem · Mar 03, 2010, 04:33 AM // 04:33

some turtles eat all kinds of vegtables, whats so hard to understand? :P

Divine Ashes · Mar 03, 2010, 05:11 AM // 05:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tearmaker

He would often get stuck and not want to advance on the Kurz.

Either that or he was really scared of all the prot-monks.

I don't think so...all the juggies and turtles can get stuck.

EDIT: Realized they're probably referring to this bug:
http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/t...t10428386.html

and not to JQ turtles. Oh well...

Lycan Nibbler · Mar 03, 2010, 05:26 AM // 05:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Painbringer

too bad they are still getting stuck on the gates PLEASE FIX IT

Its probably why they didnt say they had fixed it in the update - turtle gets the carrot and we get the stick.

Arduin · Mar 03, 2010, 05:43 AM // 05:43

Or you could, you know, post update notes that actually makes sense.